No means no man. I swear. Men can smell blood in the water when a woman is newly single…
After Jamaican hustle #53,748 was over for today I was walking the kids home (like I always do). As I neared the last child’s home, some dude walked by
Dude: *double take* Ayo you live ‘round here?
Me: No.
Dude: Can I get your number?br>Me: *in my regular voice* No.
Dude: Come on. Please?
Me: *in a much louder voice* No
Dude: *walks off… looks back*
2nd grade student: Ewwwwwwww! Ms. Pearl that was nasty
Me: I know!!!! *laugh*